I tutor first year Biology and I realised that when my class gets too noisy, they tend to shut up when I say, “KIDS!!!”
But honestly, these bunch of kids (with a few mature aged students) really cracks me up sometimes. But sometimes, they bring me stress and pressure!
Dr Ian Menz is one of the first year lecturers who is doing research on molecular stuff, more specifically, on proteins like enzymes and so on. All the Biology lectures are held in STH3 which is South Theatre 3 and he’s a bald guy by the way.
This is what I found on the discussion board of the first year Biology topic today:
“Our Menzy, who art in STH3,
shiny be thy head,
thy laboratory come,
research will be done,
on earth,
as it isn’t done in heaven,
give us this day out daily cred(it),
and forgive us our cut classes,
as we forgive those who theologise against us,
and lead us not into prostration,
but deliver us to darwin.
In the name of the protein,
and of the phospholipid,
and the holy nucleotide,
Amen”
Kids these days.
May 21st, 2008 - 8:37 pm
LOLz. Very creative poem! I like the last paragraph. Haha.
May 21st, 2008 - 11:47 pm
lol! ya kids!
*looks at ehon*
thinks he is still a kid too. haha. (translates: me old lah)
May 22nd, 2008 - 1:45 am
Lawl! Your kids have too much free time. Give ‘em more homework! Kekekeke.
May 22nd, 2008 - 3:38 am
*dush* = sound of my palm slapped hard on my forehead
What a hilarious version of The Lord’s Prayer!!!! :D
May 22nd, 2008 - 9:35 am
We are the Champions - my friends
And we’ll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the Champions -
We are the Champions
No time for losers
‘Cause we are the Champions - of Europe -
May 23rd, 2008 - 12:39 am
hahaha omfg that poem cracked me up!!! :D
May 23rd, 2008 - 3:32 am
LOOOOL love that modified prayr made into poetry lol good one.
May 23rd, 2008 - 5:12 am
Uve got to admit thats one piece of a good art !!
May 23rd, 2008 - 9:53 am
omg! distortions of God’s holy word!!! ok ok ok i’m lightening up…not bad wat, very creative!
May 23rd, 2008 - 11:08 am
but they are creative though.. :P
And did Dr Ian Menz ban ‘free press’ after that?